Got Caught Masturbating By My Wife

So last night, we get back from this hip-hop club, right?  I’m horny as hell, try to get some ass.  She says she’s too drunk and wants to go to sleep.  Now, we’ve been married under a year now and she’s already acting like she’s 90 years old.  Gimme a break. Fine, whatever.  I wake 20 minutes or so and figure she’s going to be passed out, sleeping hard.  I pull up some porn blogs (Yes, I spank to my blog also, YourPicPlace.com)  Low and behold about 1 minute after I started she walks out into the living room and catches me with my fat cock in my hands spanking off to some asian teen porn slut.  All she could say was ‘Oh…  My… God’ and she repeated it like 3 times before retiring back to the room.  Needless to say this silly bitch ruined my night in more ways than one (or two!).  Now, if your man begs you for some pussy, and you don’t want to give it to him, isn’t him jerking off better than him cheating on you?   A man has got to cum or else he’ll lose his mind.  These stupid bitches out there need to realize this and tend to the matter, or turn the other cheek!

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